Paul McCartney performs his latest number...

CURLED up on a park monument, Paul McCartney performs his latest number... Lady Mucca and the Tramp.

This astonishing exclusive picture was taken as the star took a stroll with friends during a break from his divorce battle with Heather Mills.

At one point Macca dramatically rolled onto the ground, mimicking a down-and-out, and yelled: "This is what she is trying to do to me!"

An insider told us: "Paul was out walking with his mates in Liverpool when he decided to jokingly pose for a picture to show how Heather is trying to destroy him. He was only larking about, but making a point too."

Pals say they're just glad to see the former Beatle laughing and joking again after Heather, 39, backed down and accepted a £29 million cash and property settlement and joint custody of their three-year-old girl Beatrice.

"Paul has been in great spirits since the court hearing," one friend revealed. As his homeless man impression proves.

But, with a personal fortune of £825 million, at least he had the good grace not to ask for any spare change.

Amy Winehouse Performs in NY

Amy Winehouse performed at the Bowery Ballroom last night and lived up to her boozy reputation. Her performance went off without a hitch, winning over the New York crowd while joking about her drinking. “You know the joke: I have a real drinking problem - I keep missing my mouth.” (Don’t know her drummer did the drumroll cymbal crash thing after that one)

Winehouse has been rumored to be battling a drinking problem and her father has recommended that she enter rehab but she rocked out on stage last night with a big ol’ glass of Jack Daniel’s and lemonade because in her own words, “Ladies don’t drink beer.”