Would you like lipo with that?

To supplement her ever-shrinking royalty checks from American Pie and Van Wilder, hard partying actress Tara Reid is opening her very own fast-food restaurant out here in Los Angeles named “Ketchup,” with doors slated to open march 31st.

Some menu highlights are sure to be tequila-lime chicken, penne ala vodka, Jack Daniels glazed steak, and beer-battered fish ‘n chips.

No word if customers will be able to receive discounted lipo-suction with their 12th purchase.

Tara Conner dons her bikini for the last time

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Miss USA Tara Conner and the rest of the 2007 Miss USA Pageant contestants spent the day at Universal Studios Theme Park. For some reason I think that this day would have been a lot more fun if the former Miss Nevada was there getting wet and wild.

As for a potential winner, I’m going with Miss Tennessee. And I’m basing that completely on looks. I could care less if she works in an orphanage for disabled kids or prays for world peace.

PAPARAZZI HELP TARA REID SHOP !

It is a tough life being a Paparazzo. We get to photograph all of the most beautiful stars in the world. We drive around in beautiful L.A. in fancy cars. We dine at the most exclusive restaurants. There are times we fly around the world on Paparazzi business. And, as you can see in this photo of pseudo-celebrity, Tara Reid, we also may act as their stylist. How do you think she would look in this dress? We love this town! Of course Photographer Henry Flores tells her that dress is great, hoping to photograph her next time as WORST DRESSED !